Ode to Belly.
Oh Belly of mine, how you have grown.
Through thick and thicker you have been there.
You have stayed close to me even as you protrude
farther out into the wide, wide world.
Now as I look down…at my toes
My heart is filled with so much woe
How could you leave me oh Belly?
Yet as I come to grips with this loss
I feel…lighter, somehow.
So as you depart from my life
I will remember the couch we shared.
All the fat, all the sugar
Disappears as I drink more water.
So long, sucka!!