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Cats are the best pets ever….


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Except for the kitty litter part.

And the screaming at 4:30 in the morning part. Seriously, I don’t know what was wrong with my cat last night, but she had this driving need to wake us up every three hours to tell us how much she loved us. In very, very loud expressions of cat-ness.

If I could teach my cat to do this, all would be well. Except of course, I would also have to teach her to USE the toilet before flushing it 500 times.

Edit: Believe it or not, there is exhaustive literature out there on how to toilet train your cat. Check this out.

2 Responses to “Cats are the best pets ever….”

  1. Ben Says:

    If only I could train the my kids to do this after they use it. Maybe I should get a cat to teach them.

  2. birdsong Says:

    Yeah…nothing like opening the toilet lid to hours-old poop.

    Not that this has ever happened to me. I’ve just heard, you know, from this other couple I know.

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