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I heart diet coke!

cat_caffeine.jpg I usually pride myself on being caffeine-free. I drink tea, decaffeinated when I’m at home. I drink diet orange soda. I drink water.

Well, pride goeth before the fall. This morning I had 44 OUNCES of diet coke. In 7-up terms, that’s the SUPER GULP.

Now it’s 2:26 p.m. and I am just getting bouncier. I feel like that Animal House kitty on crack! This stuff is better than…well, my brain won’t sit still long enough to think of what it’s better than!

Why did I denounce caffeine in the past? What was I thinking?? I have been more productive today than in an entire week of non-caffeine!

Caffeine is the GREATEST THING EVER!

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Okay. I just read up on what wikipedia says about caffeine. I think I’m intoxicated. Check this out.

I am not looking forward to the upcoming crash. This could be bad. I’ll report on the fallout tomorrow.

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3 Responses to “I heart diet coke!”

  1. Heather Says:
    October 4th, 2007 at 7:52 am

    You are so funny!! I should stay away from caffeine, but alas I can’t live without it. Although when I stay away from it some it does have more of an effect…I think there is a strategy to this. Ben loves Coke Zero. Have you tried that one yet?

  2. birdsong Says:
    October 4th, 2007 at 8:50 am

    I haven’t had Coke Zero…is that some kind of superhero beverage? Like, Coke Zero, Defender of the Galaxy! I will have to try it the next time I decide to hop on the crazy train and take a trip to caffeine land :)

  3. Heather Says:
    October 4th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    Ha ha! Yeah, it is made with Splenda so it tastes a little better than Diet Coke (at least in Ben’s opinion). It is about the only drink (besides Diet Mt. Dew) that he will drink.

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